Name: Josh Forman
Alias: Yosh
D.O.B.: August 2nd
Likes: Programming, Roller Coasters, Camping, Philosophy, Dungeons and Dragons, Martial Arts
Dislikes: Unreasonable people
Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI and XI, the Metroid Prime Trilogy, Super Stardust HD, Echochrome
Currently Playing: Metroid Prime

Bio: Because I'm a professional procrastinator, I'll get to writing this later

Name: Mike Staub
Alias: Staub
D.O.B.: August 19 (Same as Cloud Strife, suck on that emos!)
Likes: Nintendo, Japanese Stuff, Pizza, Charge Characters, The Old West, Zombies, Rock-n-Roll, Leather, Converse, Spider-Man
Dislikes: Idiots, Time Traveling Super Heroes, New Jersey, M. Bison
Favorite Games: RPG's, Action/Adventure, Fighting, Strategy RPG, Music
Currently Playing: Super Mario Galaxy 2, Red Dead Redemption, Super Street Fighter IV, Green Day: Rock Band

Bio: Born on Earth 3, Mike Staub was thrown into a world that was overrun with the undead. Armed with his katana-blade, and a hunting rifle, Mike Staub was able to survive the first 20 years of his life, before finding an odd structure developed by brilliant scientist, Erik Zarkov. Using this "machine" Mike Staub was able to travel from Earth 3 to Earth 0, a happier place, without zomibes, for now. He waits steadfast for the plague to come to his world, but has found serenity in the suburbs of Long Island. (or something like that)

Name: Patrick Viviano
Alias: KiTap
D.O.B.: Thanksgiving
Likes: Unknown
Dislikes: Unknown
Favorite Games: Unknown

Bio: It all started with a little fat kid and a Nintendo. Pat was hooked. From a very young age he was always into gaming, and eating! As he grew up, he made a change in his life. While gaming is still a passion, fitness became the next, with competitve eating being the third. Whether its a challenge like Halo on Legendary, finishing a round of p90x, or staring down a 3 pound burger, Pat "The Viper" look forward to facing these things and doing his best to be victorious. Most importantly are the people in his life, supporting his goals and keeping his over arrogant (at times) self in check.

Name: Jacob Gallay
Alias: Grizz
D.O.B.: October 16th
Likes: writing, film, comics, sushi, the Interwebs, pets, folklore, religions, swimming
Dislikes: politics, extremists, reality TV, basically anything that brings out the worst in people
Favorite Games: Platformers, Action/Adventure, RPG, Racing

Bio: By day, Jacob is a mild-mannered grad student trying to write his way into the world of “not being poor.” By night, he sleeps, because sleep is important for supporting a healthy immune system. When the world needs commentary on all things geek then he transforms into his alter ego of “Grizz,” which means everything you think it does. Life… it’s all so freakin’ hysterical.

Name: Jordan Hue
Alias: Huey
D.O.B.: February 22nd
Likes: Movies, TV, Literature, Theatre, Steampunk, the Weird West, Poker, Horror, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, fairy tales, fantasy, folklore, and chicks with glasses
Dislikes: First Person Shooters, Dave Matthews Band, coffee, retroactive continuity, and resurrection spells
Favorite Games: Final Fantasy Tactics, Megaman X, Super Street Fighter IV, Super Mario RPG, Marvel Vs. Capcom 2, Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy XII
Currently Playing: Red Dead Redemption, Megaman X2, and Robot Unicorn Attack!

Bio: After fleeing the Great Rails Wars that besieged an alternate history America in 1877, Jordan found Erik Zarkov's missing time machine and spent many years repairing it. Upon completion, he transported to the year 2010, and joined forces with Nerd Blerp, a group dedicated to flooding the minds of the world's people with intellectual nonsense, masking the terrifying truth that most of it is real. Real! REAL!

Name: Andrew
Alias: ElectricSheep
Likes: Dancing in Your Shower, Literature, Astronomy, Sea Otters, Spears, Google ERF, Grenade Launchers
Dislikes: Being Caught Dancing in Your Shower, When Haters Hate, Noisy Children
Favorite Games: The Longest Journey, Way of the Samurai, Zone of the Enders, Y's: Oath of Felghana, Lumines

Bio: Andrew was smuggled onto the Earth by space giraffes from the planet Fistdeepius (a world comprised of only fire hydrants and giant tarantulas). Raised by Bill Paxton, Andrew developed into a brilliant young man, with the mental capacity of 3796 terabytes (or 7592 terabytes if a doubler is used). He continued to thrive by ingesting pianos, mighty max figurines, and white roses. On the morning of his 18th birthday, he was kidnapped by Venezuelan geckos and brought to a facility off the coast of Nova Scotia. While under intense anesthesia, Andrew's spinal column, along with his entire bone structure, was removed and replaced with the highly expensive material, carbotanium. Since that occurrence, Andrew has practiced running into various objects at a high velocity, and competitive smelting; also, he moonlights as an elephant.

Name: Brendan Bailey
Alias: Pinwizkid
D.O.B.: September 10th
Likes: Arcade Games, Pinball, Game Soundtracks
Dislikes: Onions & Mustard, together or separate
Favorite Games: PinBot

Bio: Brendan was born in an arcade and raised by both an air hockey machine and a Daytona USA twin sitdown racer. Brendan has done absolutely nothing to help Nerd Blerp, with the exception of all of the graphics on the site. He can replicate a bulb horn with his voice and can mimic the voice on the original Punch Out arcade game. He hates it when people waste good watermelon.

Name: John J
Alias: Sentroid91
D.O.B.: October 20th
Likes: [adult swim], comedy, television, movies, "sports entertainment," Transformers, Chewy Bars
Dislikes: That Education Connection commercial with the girl who clearly looks high, people (usually women) who whine to him about not teaching them HTML.
Favorite Games: Team Fortress 2, Gears of War, Games with Chainsaws, Other Popular Games, Classic Games, Not-so-Classic Games
Currently Playing: Team Fortress 2, Modern Warfare 2, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Red Dead Redemption

Bio: The Prodigal Son of a wealthy Italian Industrialist and his Puerto Rican model/actor wife. John spent his early years in a Think Tank under the icy shores of Greenland where he developed many items and devices used everyday in households across the country (yet, which ones are still a mystery.) In 1999, John moved his location to a secret underground facility where he spends most of his time as the "Mad Scientist" of many projects... among others the fabled "Project Swim" which has been thus far successful since it's inception in 2002.