
Many of our readers have probably heard something about the seemingly doomed Spider-Man musical being produced on Broadway by U2s Bono and The Edge, and visionary director Julie Taymor. Amid numerous accidents (involving actors, stunt workers, and technicians), the show has been forced to delay its opening until February 7, 2011. This marks the fourth major delay in production since the show was slated to premiere in the fall of 2010.
The most recent setback came when stuntman and actor Christopher Tierney fell 30 feet from a harness that was meant to keep him suspended mid-air during the shows final scene. Though his injuries were not serious, the fall badly frightened cast and audience members and caused the actress playing Mary Jane to burst into hysterics.
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, which will go on record as the most expensive musical ever produced on Broadway, has been a prime target for critics, comedians, and New Yorks theater elite. If the show doesnt clean up its act, it will suffer an irreparable loss of integrity, and may prove the most costly mistake in the history of the American stage.
Thankfully, researchers here at Nerd Blerp.com have gotten to the root of the problem. In an astounding turn of events, our crack team of journalists have obtained an exclusive interview with the man claiming to be the mastermind behind the ruination of this highly anticipated super-musical. Thats right, boys and girls. Nerd Blerp.coms own Huey has obtained an interview with Norman Osborn.
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